ask-cloud-skipper:

catlips001:

catlips001:

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

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Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

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sheriffsunshine:

danielkanhai:

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

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z-ndjenja:

if you cheat you’re not in love idc.

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deadpoets1989:

my 2 stage “how to” to dealing with problems

  1. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
  2. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

glyndarling:

glenn-griffon:

star-anise:

thepositivecattitude:

Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.

I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.

That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.

When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!

The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!

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